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kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

SPLT: You can also put a chip reader on your pocket and casually bump into people.

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SPLT: You can also put a chip reader on your pocket and casually bump into people.

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kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    3 days ago

    Jokes on you (I know, it’s satire) I keep spent gift cards for the express purpose of carding doors when I have to. No chip, and even if you had a mag reader there’s $1.36 left on the card, have fun.

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      Thanks, now I’m up -44.49£ 😎 (assuming 50% card to cash conversion & 1.33 USD : 1 GBP)

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        Have fun! If you can’t convert it to cash you might be able to get like 1/5th of a coffee!

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          It’s that like a Wish Sandwich?

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            They sell sandwiches on wish now? I wouldn’t trust it, probably rotten by the time it goes through customs, and full of lead to boot.

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              Yeah, far safer to stick with a Temu burritu or two. 🤌🏼

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