Did you know that you’re allowed to say fuck on the Internet?

Last time I went to cDonald’s it tasted fine and was rather enjoyable. But I felt queasy the following day.

Needs more watermarks

“We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication.”

I agree. Stop shovelling slop into people’s computers and we can all get beyond it.

I talk about Kendal Mint Cake whenever I think I might be around an open mic.

I and my wife constantly get adverts for it on Amazon and in other places.

None of us have ever bought any.

Hashtag confusion to the enemy, or something

Sorry, at this point the term “crypto” has been thoroughly claimed by the shysters.

I’d still only consider that two factors. Something you have (the client/authenticator) + something you know (the passwords).

I have plenty but they only seem to work in one ear unless I hold them at a weird angle

Is it just me, or are the graphics on her lingerie reminiscent of The World Ends With You?

(also this is really hot, it’s definitely going in the bank, thanks for sharing!)

Do you want to give up caffeine? If you do, you can do it. I did it. Took me about eight months. I feel better now, no “don’t talk to me before I’ve had my coffee”, no 3pm slump. But that was my choice, and as addictions go, I don’t know if it’s really that bad?

Thanks, I hate it!

Fortunately, every computer comes equipped with an “exit editor” button. It’s on the back, attached to the power supply unit. You just flick the switch. Exits every editor known to humanity. /j

I’m glad we all agree that nano is the one true text editor.

/s

Flesh and blood women taste better.

Do you really own it though? Is it fully local? Or is it based on some online slop-as-a-service provider who might kill your girlfriend at any given moment?

I prefer not to get piss on my legs, but you do you!

I wish there was one that had live traffic. I’d drop Waze in a heartbeat.

:3

“All non-homemakers”? That’s literally anyone who has a job. Such a wide net. I love it. I’m a “non-homemaker” from now on.

ACAB includes the fucking magistrates who didn’t throw this shit right out as impossible, and the judge that locked up an obviously innocent man.