To bring my nice camera with me when I go on trips.

They do a lot of stretching.

https://damninteresting.com/

I always make sure to not wash my hands after cutting chilis and before peeing. Who doesn’t love a little dingle tingle?

Completely agree. It is fucking unhinged and a great read.

I can’t keep up. Did you know that ostriches bury their head in the sand to avoid vipers? Vipers can’t see prey if their heads are obscured.

Oh come on my dude. Being a Luddite isn’t going to help anyone. I’m not saying AI is a force for good, but it is a useful tool in the right hands. Like an axe or a shotgun.

Oh shit. I think I did it.

What happened in 1981?

Godsamnit. I knew that mispelling was gonna come back to hurt me.

And yet … you are clearly intelligent and effective at communication.

I was thinking of posting a picture of a hidden heart but the only ones I have are of my family being cute. So instead I offer you a small clue that you should please wake up. ;)

Elaborate

Thank you for what you are doing. I also contribute in my own way that I’m not going to describe in detail.

If you were indeed a mote of dust when you got vacuumed what would happen? Fast forward to the end of time. Would it be any different than what anyone else on this planet is going to experience?

Thank you internet stranger. I’m going to do this but fuck me if I can get my family to change their settings. They don’t even know they can create a poll.

Don’t ask me. I made all of you admins do I don’t have to answer questions like how do I make a poll. Click the + button. Yeah. The one on your fucking screen right now.

No grandpa. We are not trying to figure out who is trans. No popop none of are naxies (I hope)

Anyway, click the +. Right there. That is how you create a poll.

And yet, you responded to this. What’s going on with you? Why do you think you are not valued? I value you.

It’s not that I don’t believe you. It’s that you’re backed up by facts. That why I know you’re right. If you are having trouble processing my oddly phrased statements you might want to talk to your maters. Otherwise known with one additional ‘s’. Sorry for being obtuse for no reason.

Understood and underrated. As you are. I won’t assign you a number other than over 9000. vegeta

I can’t promise to miss you viscerally but I am pretty sure the rest of the universe would.