CreatingMachines

i raise you shredded cabbage

although shredded lettuce sounds pretty good too.

“Whoops, that’s not suppose to happen! Can we get someone here to fix that?”

Instructions unclear, snapped my neck.

Truck-kun enters the fray?

Well, I guess that means my body voted red (the leopardsysosomes are eating their faces now).

Oh don’t worry, I make sure to throw it only after I say hi to the mold.

Bread, dear lord the bread.

I always need it the day after I throw it, which was already a few days past the expiry date in the fridge.

Avoid them both.

Smart enough to know something’s wrong, too dumb to figure out what it is, or how to fix it.

But…what’s a trolley problem…without the trolley?

my friend there are only 2 rows

One of the lines of all time.

Same here, and I don’t really suffer from the sync conflicts all that much (as I have seen someone else mention in this this thread) as I mainly make changes from a single device, with the exception of TOTPs that only let you scan a QR code.

This is my first time seeing you Smorty, and reading through the comments, I already understood the entire backstory of this post and regret the loss we suffered today.

So, suggestion: dedicated alt-text bot that follows Smorty around, and comments a translation under each of her posts/comments.

hmm, I seem to be sensing a pattern Tiger_Man_

uhh get bred?

And adding on to your comment: is that a pineapple emoji? Is the pineapple supposed to be the tree in question? Wait, do pineapples grow on trees? They don’t, right?

Isn’t that called “inversely proportional”?

Ring ring ring

feels like you’re drowning in brine