Dyskolos

Lol. That was an obvious /s

Go die in a forest-fire you evil something!

Easy! drumroll It is still drumrolling Toxic Masculinity! Those that fear to become gay after a prostate-exam :-)

Since the dawn of gaming I always picked the more aesthetic choice, which mostly is the female choice. Never cared about the “u play woman? U gay!” Idiots…

In that theory we’d more be the cancer-cells rather than braincells 😏

Raccoon.

It’s the one that stuck after trying them all for a long time.

“Planet of the mone-crazy hairless apes that can’t relax”

Or “Klaus”…

If they’d manage to climb these 8m walls, I’d be impressed and feed them their favorite food as a reward 😁

And then, if you happen to be desparate enough to watch the crap:

it’s a video of someone typing - blindfolded and with crippled hands - into notepad. For 20 minutes. Which could’ve been a 10s-read as text in the description. Maybe even in the title.

I guess it would take a looong time before they’d ever show up here at my doorstep. I live in a city, not rural. But i fucking would film them, i have surveillance cameras all around anyway :)

And yeah i probably wouldn’t love them fucking my trash up, but i also couldn’t be mad at them. It’s our fault they’re here, i can’t judge or hate them for that.

Don’t care about the exact species. The ones i know from here (We drive 2h to the only place where i ever learned they exist) are fucking cute and i adore them. I also don’t care what the EU labels them, we are the worst invasive species of them all and noone cares :-)

Yuk, i would find the diapers disgusting even before they’re in the trash :-) They couldn’t reach our trash, so that would not be a problem. Also between our current situation of population (they live here? at all? WOW!) and yours are many decades. So i might enjoy the way towards your situation :)

They couldn’t enter here, would’ve got to climb some pretty high walls first :) But i get your point. So it’s like living in a very bad neighborhood just that the invaders and house-fuckers are fucking cute. Yet we drive 2h regularly to pet them in a tiny spot where they live. So it’s nowhere near your situation. Up to discovering that spot we didn’t even think they’d live here at all.

Couldn’t be mad at them for trying, can’t lie here :)

Yesssss. Invade us harder! Racoons for everyone! I love those cute Lil trashpandas 😍

I really really dig the fuckaround/findout. It paints the try/catch with a more dreadful undertone and reeks of mystery.