My wife says I’m 1/4 horse.

Apparently I’m a horse’s ass.

Cricket chirpers

Mike Tyson

Smooth Criminal - Alien Ant Farm

Depends on how you look at it 🤣

My favorite moon in the solar system is Uranus.

When you never succeed you don’t know the difference.

I need more!

Peacemaker Season One. Season Two just doesn’t have the same pep.

It does have a different feel, but I still like it. And actually, thanks for reminding me about it - been a while since I have it a listen but I’m glad that I am!

So the tone/mood/beat of most Pink Floyd songs is more chill, but Touch of Grey just sounds “peppier” (if that makes sense). I like both but for different reasons, and in different moods. Totally get why others don’t though - I’m far from a deadhead but I can see the appeal to folks. Contrary to a lot of my post history I am (or at least used to be) a live and let live guy - do what you like, I’ll do what I like, and where those intersect well have some fun!

So I love Pink Floyd, but (at least to me) the sound is very different from Touch of Grey.

Good call on Fleetwood Mac and Moody Blues though - also some greats!

Thanks for the new comic!

Grateful Dead - Touch of Grey

Well that got real REAL quick.

Well for starters I’ve never found a penis that I can stick MY penis in.

Continuing to give a shit as the entire system collapses.

KC for barbecue; at least a few of the bigger ones will ship.

Back when I started running (and it sounds like I was in worse shape than you) I’d do 30 minutes, but strictly regimented times - jog for one minute, walk for one minute. Then 1.5/1.5, 2/2, etc. I think around 5 the break time froze, but the jog time increased. Eventually I found I didn’t need the whole break and started decreasing it.

Following that pattern, I think it took a month or so for 30 without pain. Then comes increasing the speed, aiming for distance instead of time.

So back in college a buddy and I subleased an apartment over the summer because our dorm was closed. The basic layout is that you walked in via the living room, with a hallway that headed toward the back. Off the hallway on one side was a galley kitchen with a narrow doorway (maybe an inch or two wider than my shoulders). A few steps forward on the other side was my roommate’s room, and my room was straight at the end of that hall.

One night I wake up hungry so head towards the kitchen. It’s pitch black, but for some reason my roommate slept with his door open so not being a dick I just walked down the hall in the dark (it was a straight shot and when I opened the fridge I knew the light would turn on so I’d be fine). I turn to walk into the kitchen and bumped into someone - you know that kind of soft/give when you walk into somebody. Assumed my roommate had gone into the kitchen for something and also wasn’t turning on the lights so said “Sorry dude” and flipped on the light switch right then (it was right next to my right hand - no delay between the bump and the light AT ALL). Except it wasn’t him (goddammit I’m getting goosebumps typing this right now).

There was no one there. Period. But there was also no way it was my roommate. Narrow doorway so he couldn’t get around without touching me, and the time between the bump and the light coming on was immediate. With the light now I turned around and could see my roommate through his door, sleeping in his bed peacefully.

There were other things that happened that summer to kind of indicate the place was haunted - things move around or go missing (but attributed that to forgetfulness or pranks), and sometimes pipes would be banging up until I’d ask the ghost to stop because I had class or whatnot in the morning (but there I figured I’d subconsciously gotten used to however long it took for it to stop on its own so it was coincidence).

But to this day I have NO viable explanation for who/what I bumped I to that night.