This is the type os sofisticated emoji we use in Alabama

No, those don’t have internet anymore since AT&T decided to summon daemons into silicon chips. The only scientists I trust to develop technology is the Amish, some Mormons, and one long-legged, pissed off Puerto Rican.

I think there are right and wrong ways to do everything. Predicting the market. Lifting weights. Reproduction. But not art! There’s no wrong way too do art!

I don’t use computers, ever, so I never have this problem. My family has been without internet for years and my mother/sister and my father both agree things is better this way.

Will [Technology] go in my butt? Definitely.

I am not a teenager, btw.

I am healing. It’s a process! I’m never good enough! But that’s what I’m healing. Negligent narcissistic father do much harm, yea? Yearn to be right, i’m sooper write! Thanks for kindness! :)

I detest me too, because that’s the default! Never good enough. Not good enough. Throw away! Burn flesh salt wounds! All I’m good for. Chricthoncesion! To the hilt!

Nah, if you investigate not just observe, you will see it’s pretty obvious I work with the F-oh shit! Almost blew my cover…

Or I’m a skilled righter a cop, I mean performance (f)artist with no connection to the United States government OR military. I might be attracting attention to myself to specific demographics, but you’re prejudiced, so you’re obviously either young and think you’re helping someone you think is suffering by reinforcing the status quo of normative behavior…so you actively harm people who are genuinely different as they hear that ish ten times a day just being themselves, or you’re evil. So maybe I am trying to network with you…

One what? Human being that understands me? Nah, I’ve only found a few of those, and they’re all CIA or similar. Did you know there are other countries besides America? First I learn the Earth doesn’t exist, then linear causality is a lie, and now I have to try to fit how we didn’t take over the world after the Revolutionary War? Like, what have we been doing? We’re clearly blowing shit up, but that’s what’s on the news, so that’s prolly fake now that I think about that.

My clothes, I mean. I gotta post with my clothes on or else I get the hose again

Listen:

I are juggler. I are be good. No im not Arby’s I just faked schizophrenia to get outta ROTC im not actually crazy they just make me TOTALLY PRETEND to be a d-tier sex crimibal for my own prejuduxiak jux aew you there is hear you but I am schizoaffective juggler playing dumb authentic autobiographical character as I am SUPER SMRT and figure out reality. My butt itches. Real counterintelligenterman, yea? But I are abd will always be a super gigachad woman. Blueberry just spoke me. Says my chart is alive. Where do raspberry come. Therein always raspbert. But I love incest role play. Like REAL BIG feet too! I liker smells. Always puts the lotion on! Beats i do! Im sorry mom. She was sexy once! Jugglering I do now! Best balls. Sweet succulant skin balls og shit that’s actually a good inversal, having silence of the lamb ftm OH KUM JUST SAY FAMILY! Cult. I make show. It will be educational AND illegal!

You see nothing John Cena

I’m a cop, stinky. I gave cop advice. Good luck any horrible people out there!

That was the implication. Actually, I would recommend asking detailed questions on the conpletely anonymous website of this famous hacker, 4chan, to get useful information, and I say this as someone who accidentally faked schizophrenia by telling his ROTC cadre that his nonexistant sister got him pregnant over the course of weeks, so you can trust me. Those fuckers in the government don’t want anything to do with me, man. I’m a s00per skilled criminaler, dude! You want to buy some jerky? $.47/gram, you pay postage, sent by USPS.

But if you can’t help yourself like the filthy animal you, audience member(s), are, definitely look up those military docs about explosives like Pegasus II on Google, so you find that totally unaffiliated website that doesn’t record IP/MAC address of everyone downloading it, just like downloading files from that 4chan guy I mentioned is in no way traceable.

That’s racist

Oh, I need to break character here to do a public service announcement.

Do you want to learn how to build onionized explosives? You shouldn’t read the Anarchist’s Cookbook then, or any other instruction sources, as those are compromised to expodes you. Same reason as why some alcohol would kill you during prohibition: your government loves you!

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I just remember that it was a pear ale and it was delicious.

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