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Never?

My whole username is emoji. And I’m everywhere. 🫩

It’s not a whole texture; it’s just a hue change over whatever is on the grill. Normally the food items aren’t even 3D objects, they’re 2D sprites.

Tho apparently, someone did make a mod after the bug was fixed that allows you to grill babies on purpose instead of it just randomly happening if you attempted to grill while holding a baby.

This isn’t a mod.

It’s a bug.

If I was my current age back then I would have asked those people what drugs they were on to see demons IRL.

That’s why you rotate stores and never hit the same one more than a few times.

Finding out the hole was fixed in, like, my late 20s was wild.

“What about the hole in the ozone layer?”

“They fixed that like 10 years ago, dude.”

“THEY TOLD ME IT WAS THERE WHEN I WAS STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL 10 YEARS AGO! 😬 Those bastards lied to me!”

I remember years before Reddit and that post, “Waffle Stompers” were slang for big, army-type boots.

If fake babies roasting in ovens was a bad thing, how come The Sims never got cancelled? 🤔

Maybe. I don’t know enough about what it actually is like in most other countries. I have a few ideas, but I’d have to visit them for a bit to know if I would actually want to live there permanently. Like the Netherlands or Japan. Only ever been to Mexico, Germany and Ireland. And I was only in Ireland for about 3 hours waiting for a change of planes on my way to Germany where I worked for about 2 and half weeks in Bremerhaven. I could probably live in Germany; but I sure as hell would want to be in a different city. Bremerhaven was a bit boring; not much to do there unless I was into strip clubs. They had a gnarly red light district.

Ain’t got shit on me. 😤

I’m always learning new words, and I had the nickname “human dictionary” in high school.

No shit they’re anti-communist. If they were actual communists, the people would have the power not the government. You’re still defending them and trying to deny actual history. So what’s up with that?

Why do you got his dick in your mouth, then?

I have had women match with me just to reject me in DMs.

Split from my abusive wife.

Do you want to store things long term or short term?

They also seem to mad that you pointed out Russia was on the Axis side originally and is acting like they were always on the Allied side.

It certainly always saves me time. Especially when I cut out doing the part where I pay.

Most alcoholic beverages.

The only one that is both awful, people acknowledge it is awful, but they still drink it a lot is malort. Fucking love that the best endorsement of malort is “this is the worst tasting thing in the world. Try it.”