Is she the plane?

Technically adults can’t take to flight either, if you interpret it literally. 😌

I was homeschooled 4th through 8th grade. Only the actual book work was done at home tho. Still had other stuff that involved more hands on classes with other kids for a lotta shit. Choir, PE, drama, even science (I came 3rd in the 7th grade science decathalon for my balsa wood plane). The only book work also done with other kids was the stabdaridized testing thing.

I actually made more friends being homeschooled than I did when I went to regular school. Wasn’t bullied, either. 🤷‍♂️

This is what I don’t get as a janitor myself. I have never had to clean piss or shit off anything but the floor and toilets in the men’s room. In the women’s room, it’s all over the walls and sometimes the ceiling. How?! It’s gotta be way harder to aim, which makes it feel like it’s being done on purpose.

And none of them are jizz.

Refried beans literally look like diarrhea doodoo. Thankfully they taste way better.

I have TWO litters of stray kittens on my porch. Come take them.

Are the orbs gonna shoot a laser beam that disintegrates the CEO of Ticketmaster?

Scream.

The killer would try to call the girl in the first scene and she would just be like “Ew, who actually calls on the phone?” and hit cancel. Roll credits.

Alternatively the scariest movie the girl ever saw would be Five Nights at Freddie’s.

I’m not sure it was about profit when it was an independent website that had no ads. You know, before Google bought it. How was it even making money back then?

Have you see the size of a horse’s dickhole? Someone’s dick can probably fit in there.

Jizz doesn’t come out of a vagina unless a penis put it there first.

It’s almost like LTT fucking sucks.

It says the operators are unknown, but also failed to appear in court. If they don’t even know who the operators are, how would they supoena them to come to court in the first place? 🤨

Oh I plan on it.

sucks on fingers

Why does the universe exist?

Ugh… I hate when the bathroom needs to be defragmented. It takes for-fucking-ever! 😩

Standing super close to the urinal, pissing with the force of of fire hydrant? I sit to pee. Even if the only toilet available is a urinal.

I wash my hands before I pee so I don’t get germs on my dick–which is otherwise kept in my pants–from my hands that touch everything out in the world.

If I somehow get pee on my hands by accident, then I will wash them again.

By the power of Grayskull!