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Turns out the lettuce was more intelligent also

Got it, promotions all around.

Because he is literally the antichrist

Sounds like a bargain, someone should put that number on the side of a bus to show the people how cheap it is.

Well, yes, these are all probably reasons why it doesnt even appear on the list.

Well it doesn’t say affordability is part of the calculation.

But pootin’ is trumpin’

He’s busy making the movie about how Roman Polanski raping a 13 year old was “not a rape”.

I didn’t realise spontaneous human combustion was still so prevalent!

I hear there’s plenty of private islands for them to share

She’s right, the American land should go back to the native people.

I did a really good Google search once, please respect me as a creator.

One monitor? You monsters.

So… Flock have literally described themselves as fascist…

I like to reimagine Microsoft as a company that has zero value. Oh wait, they realised that by themselves!

Jorkin it till your face bleeds seems like an even worse problem than a tiny arm

I shit wherever I like.

That number is generally considered to be larger than .4

You need to try it while making eye contact with strangers and you’re more likely to get offers of cock and semen.

That’s okay I’ll have şiş kebap, which is the same thing.