https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxxYqE4Gil8

REAL men never get hard, they remain flaccid as a dead geoduck at all times.

you need Brie to fascinate men

we are all the same person, like the theory that there’s only one electron bouncing back and forth in time.

i’m pretty sure most people don’t have a youtube account lmao, probably have the app though.

we stan syndicalism

I WANT TO FUCKING SUPPORT THOSE AROUND ME, SO THEY WANT TO AND ARE ABLE TO SUPPORT ME

lmao, check this guy’s moderation history, soooooooo many bans from all kinds of communities.

really puts the upvotes into perspective, no way they’re genuine.

funnily that’s one of 2 things i remember clearly from it: the idea of growing an alien pseudo-clone of yourself that you beam your consciousness into like a psionic RV is very cool and scifi, and then the flora and fauna of the planet is something i want to see an Alien Planet-esque documentary about.

Everything else at best makes me remember the game Natural Selection which has a lot more soul.

my radical centrist opinion is that croissants are utterly neutral, it’s just flaky airy bread. Just add something and it immediately becomes really nice.

Chocolate-filled croissants are one of the best things in the world.

“your answer offends me greatly”

and massaging is almost certainly more effective anyways, a nice massage feels nice which helps you mentally deal with ailments if nothing else, and having a person spend some time just touching you (in a non-weird way) is also very psychologically helpful.

Almost all the positive effects of stuff like chiropractors and cupping and acupuncture etc can be explained by “a person listened to your problems, talked to you about it, and tried to help”.

it’s like how american rail freight companies absolutely HATE running freight trains, and instead find it much more efficient to just do stock trading or whatever the fuck.

what the hell is the point of buying all these companies and running a service into the ground? why not just sell it all and literally become an investment company? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Baba if You

HELP ME BROTHERS, I LOST CONTROL AND CRANKED MY HOG OFF, IT REALLY HURTS

AROOOOOOOH GOD

also: a lot of modern pixar movies are themselves massmarket-appeal-slop, everything has to be as soft and childlike as possible because that’s what works best. Even if AI wasn’t trained on them they’d probably end up making similar things just because it’s trained to make things as appealing as possible.

EyeFone

“100% US” will never cease being funny to me, the US is a fucking continent! Imagine if we in europe had “100% european milk!”, only place you wouldn’t see that seal is like, greece and bulgaria because they might import turkish milk…

on linux you actively look for updates because you know it’s always actually improving things

Also: fuck ironing. My clothes go from the washing machine directly into the drier and then get sloppily rolled up and stuffed into the drawers. If that makes it look wrinkly then the clothes are too fancy.