A decade before the meToo movement, old people would just be all creepy AF and we would just shrug at it.

Like a 70yo grandpa drooling over a college girl and go, “Id love to eat her ass” and Grandma is like, “Oh you!”.

I havent seen it in years but yeah what the hell.

😭

Right out of college, with a bachelor’s degree, rolling burritos.

Back in my day, we could drink gasoline right out of the pump. If you were feeling ill, you just head over to the nearby asbestos wall and give it a good lick.

Then you go out and yell racist shit and put women in their place.

If the nerds can figure out how long it’ll take to jerk off everyone in the audience… They can figure out how long it’ll take for Superman to punch every ICE agent.

Going to need that comic book where ICE arrests Superman and he punches a ICE’s facemask off to reveal a KKK hood.

Your pixel 5 didn’t just mysteriously die? There was a wave of them dying. Mine was part of the crossfire.

I loved the pixel 5 too, for like 3 years then mysteriously croaked.

Currently on the pixel 6 which is pretty good.

Chromebooks went from “What is that?” To literally everywhere in schools.

Android phones are everywhere.

Google and the Chrome browser really ate into Microsoft’s dominance.

My business partner sometimes says some shit that while true, really stabs me in the heart.

His most recent one, “Ugh, there’s too many parents with sickly kids here. Let’s go to the VIP room.” (At the airport)

Like, I’m one of those sickly kids.

I used to believe a lot of things.

Newegg sold really good products.

Blizzard made good games.

America is the land of the free.

Things change. Anker rose to the top for low priced products that were good. And now that they’ve become bigger, their output might get worse.

If that money funnels to unemployed engineers to set it up… I’m all for it.

Take the money, do the work, jump ship.

Then they’ll go: “Source: my presentation from last year where I made up that number”

Android users won’t have a choice after a while.

I didn’t want Google Now. Uninstalled it, and it’s back and updated. Been fighting for years.

Yeah only reason Apple hasn’t done it is because they haven’t figured out a way to connect it all to its ecosystem.

Like they say, the Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

I work in tech and I hate it when non-security people talk about it.

It’s really painful to read about “a new hack that can affect billions of accounts” from a source, only to learn its some new social phishing method.

That’s legal just don’t look at them or enjoy them.

Cameras. They fucking hate body cameras. When it clears them of wrongdoing, they have the video ready. When they ‘accidentally’ shoot a guy nine times in the back of the head, video seems to be missing.

I went to a Thai restaurant and they said, “Milk?” And I made a disgust face. A good Thai dude at another table said, “It’s not western milk.” And I tried it.

Wow.

Then he said, “Try it on toast.” And fuck me. Another wow!

This. It’s so sweet and good.

Incredible. What a great comment.

It’s how I met my wife.