SEO is a grift.

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All of them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Boy_Standing_by_the_Crematory

This one. The cost of any war summarized in one picture.

Damnit Escher. Not in my code too.

https://schwab.ic6do.com/phish_6FibC7_new_message_alert

Okay it’s pretty funny.

I don’t mind. Then, ugly me might get a chance. /s Just kidding, I know that not all women are that vain.

Me too, buddy. Me too.

We have automated environmental destruction.

This. I love scientific computing and would honestly love working in the field.

All programming problems are a skill issue.

Narrator: Programmers were never not needed.

“usually die of an aneurysm when they begin to learn how to use templates.” I felt that.

Microservices are just a collection of monoliths connected through even more code.

I can assure you, it’s not. There are many, many config flags not mentioned.

And failing super hard…

Not Again!!

Microsoft: shoves LLMs everywhere including my underwear (probably)

Customers: We ain’t using that.

This is what happens when a bunch of glorified used-car salesmen run a company they don’t understand anything about.

Good because fuck Microsoft and Windows.