I wonder how many football fields long this thing is?

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Bob Dylan “It Takes A Lot To laugh, It Takes A Train To Cry” is about riding a mail train and is a great song :)

https://youtu.be/SN1ACh8lzHg

Simon & Simon theme was a banger

https://youtu.be/aClyUL_Amfw

THINK OF THE POOR BABY CARROT!!! 🥕

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Elect a clown, expect a circus

Damn, I’m friggin super-mega-dad over here. I also literally typed this with one finger

I was trying to move a job site, well seasoned porta-potty with a Bobcat. I should have strapped it to the forks……….

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Where I live, restaurants have an “alpha gal” menu (eastern MA)

elastic anus

Band name!!

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Last summer I told someone I wanted to talk to them ‘face-to-face’ and he asked me if that was an app :(

He goes hard, little dude is a menace😍

That’s actually how I named him. When he first started meowing, he made these hilarious attempts that sounded more like, well, yodeling! He’s a sweet kitty💕

He has the softest fur of all of them. Just ridiculously adorable 😍