There is no such thing as a straight twink

I have to find my damn calculator from 20 years ago?

The Winter Olympics, which essentially requires snow and mountains to be successful. And it’s extremely expensive to do those sports.

You can’t put a mask on and cover your distinguishing features? Weak

They even have classes to easily make emojis. Like it’s absurd the customer service they have. Windows tells you to fuck off. Does Linux have one? (I ran Ubuntu in college but honestly the ease of Mac switched me, and then dealing with windows at work killed any desire to be near a windows product).

Do they not have iPads? Every old person I know has an iPad they are glued to. If they are used to that, they can handle macOS

Break it. Do crime. Do it.

Requiem for a dream

The car was invented in 1886. Centuries?

They’ll get bailed out. Only losses are socialized.

Wasn’t that called 4chan?

Lol. I’m 32. The thought of having a 14 year old is a terrifying concept to me. I’m still waiting to grow up.

Well, hopefully we’ll get a shrike and it’ll put all the billionaires in the tree of pain.

BG3, The Witcher 3, Final Fantasy 3. Wait do I have a 3 problem?

BAGEL