Oh, I was already doing that.
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What can we eat on a monopoly board?
jaybone@lemmy.zipto Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•Does this exist anywhere outside of C++?English2·5 days agoGod bless your soul.
jaybone@lemmy.zipto Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•An imam, a priest, and a rabbit enter a blood clinic. The nurse asked the rabbit his blood type. "I'm probably a type o," he said.English6·7 days agoAre you guys trolling me?
jaybone@lemmy.zipto Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•An imam, a priest, and a rabbit enter a blood clinic. The nurse asked the rabbit his blood type. "I'm probably a type o," he said.English5·7 days agoRabbit should probably be rabbi.
jaybone@lemmy.zipto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•The devil said, “Take this glyph-laden grimoire and try to render it cross-platform.”English32·8 days agoOn the second day, he gave them css.
I don’t think it’s a wok. (Because the type of pot is what’s weird about shrimp in the bathroom.)
But why is his mom taking a “selfie” for him? I get he doesn’t have any hands free because of how he’s flexing. But then why wouldn’t you just have the other person take a picture of you directly, rather than through a mirror?
Maybe his mom was in the kitchen and he called her in to the bathroom to take the “selfie” but she was cooking shrimp, so she put it down on the bathroom counter? But then he has his own empty container looks like he is ready to fill up.
jaybone@lemmy.zipto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•There are probably fediverse instances being run by governments for surveillance purposesEnglish5·9 days agoI didn’t realize there were alternate pronunciations. Is this like gif level arguments at the NSA meetings?
What are the pronunciations?
jaybone@lemmy.zipto Europe@feddit.org•Finland officially closes its last coal power plant, reduces reliance on coal for power generation below 1% four years ahead of scheduleEnglish36·9 days agoYou might say coal is…. Finnished. Don’t get up, I’ll see myself out.
jaybone@lemmy.zipto Technology@lemmy.world•Elon Musk and Taylor Swift can now hide details of their private jets/// Private aircraft owners can now ask the FAA to keep their registration information out of the public eye.English271·10 days agoIf you own your own home, anyone can get your full name through property records. Is this really that different?
jaybone@lemmy.zipto Europe@feddit.org•First orbital rocket launched from Europe crashes after takeoffEnglish111·11 days agoIs it? I thought technically it was in Asia?
We have the word concubine in English. Concubinage apparently is also a word in English but is not very commonly used. In most common English a concubine would refer to something like a member of a harem. Which I think either member of a modern unmarried couple would not be happy with such a comparison.
jaybone@lemmy.zipto NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.works•She said I need more hobbies. I said lock-on tone acquired.English8·12 days agoDoes that say “loaded assy”?
jaybone@lemmy.zipto Europe@feddit.org•German security officials believe the Kremlin is laying the groundwork for a potential large-scale conventional war with NATO by the end of the decadeEnglish8·12 days agoWould he be doing that if he attempts to take Greenland?
jaybone@lemmy.zipto Europe@feddit.org•German security officials believe the Kremlin is laying the groundwork for a potential large-scale conventional war with NATO by the end of the decadeEnglish572·12 days agoBut with Trump on his side, he might make some progress.
Feed her a stew made of hair.
Marketing types. “Designers” (I.e. people who drive product requirement.) People who just love to hear themselves talk. Also we have this one QA guy who can’t code for shit and always wants someone else to do his work for him. He wants to be on zoom calls 24/7. I’m surprised that guy can piss without someone showing him how to hold his dick on a zoom call.