Stop and get out of the car more often than you think you need to. It’ll make the trip so much more pleasant.

Give a phone charger and go back to bed.

The better honor the filters I have set to keep that shit far from my inbox. I trust 3 week old gas station sushi more than any thing a republican can say.

I just replied “Liar, or fucking liar.” To every republican lie I saw. Only took 2 days for a permaban. I feel if they can lie we should be able to call them out on it at least.

I wouldn’t call them traitors but they do embody everything else that makes a person horrible! If you’re a republican I seriously hope you get bad allergi s diarrhea and stuck in traffic at the same time, no sun if your car windows get stuck up too.

I have a spot in my yard that I pour cooking oil.

I chat with llm’s to help me remember shit I already know, or to change the tone of stuff I write but thats about it.

Threads, not a good movie for 5 year olds.

Gemstone 3 mud back in the late 90’s. Had its claws in me for a few years.

Turned 50 last month finally feel at least 30.

I get 10-15 calls a day about my loan application being approved and to just call them back. My credit is frozen so unknown it’s bullshit! Mother fuckers need to be dropped in a pool full of acid!

You forgot the train derailment and plane crash…

I’d expect the Spanish inquisition long before I expect the government to do something good for the people.

At least y’all have a system to be fucked up.

Won’t need them, hurricanes will fill that role.

I’ll second Todd!

I don’t chase dropped pennies, and I don’t think google does either!

Take me back to when Netscape was the top Browser.

1998-1999, before the internet was opened up for commerce. Or more accurately, back when Netscape was still a viable browser.

I went to Instagram once, I saw nothing that didn’t amount to a bunch of pretty people fishing for compliments so I left and avoid it.