I might have a weird view of things but I don’t want to get rid of royalty, just take away any authority they have over the lives of themselves and others. They already live off others’ work. Let’s keep them as national pets.
‘Who’s a good king? Who looks nice and waves for the people?’
‘Is it me, <racial slur>?’
‘No! No talking! Bad! Smack you on the nose with a rolled up replica magna carta.’



It’s a self-perpetuating system too. Bad managers create awful workplaces, where people who come in wanting to do good things are punished for trying until they become slackers and slackers keep going as long as the managers’ ignorance allows. Then the shmooziest slackers are in perfect position to take the manager’s seat when they go.