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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

If at first you don't connect

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If at first you don't connect

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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    No, it’s a flash drive, apples are redder, and round.

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      2 months ago

      Apples to oranges

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        2 months ago

        Dust to dust

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          2 months ago

          Fade to black…

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            2 months ago

            Front to back, side to side

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              2 months ago

              Then I let the Alpine play

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      2 months ago

      Green apple erasure!

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