Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-22 months agoPissing in the shower is better than pissing in the toilet in every single way.message-squaremessage-square125linkfedilinkarrow-up1188arrow-down142file-text
arrow-up1146arrow-down1message-squarePissing in the shower is better than pissing in the toilet in every single way.Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-22 months agomessage-square125linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareteft@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 months agoOnly if you’re at a 1-5 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
minus-squareNurse_Robot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·2 months agoThis was supposed to be an escape from work and you ruined that for me
minus-squareteft@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoMy bad. Too many medical shows lately.
minus-squareNurse_Robot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoWhy has the Bristol stool scale entered the medical show lexicon 😭
minus-squaretaiyang@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoYes, but when I had a 7 recently it was hard to aim. The whole shower looked like a Jackson Pollock.
minus-squareteft@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoModern Fart is so pretentious.
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoIt’s modern shart, you philistine
minus-squareNannerBanner@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoWait… is the 6/7 the rabbit turds look, or the spray of brown tinted water? I never remember which type is high and which type low.
Only if you’re at a 1-5 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
This was supposed to be an escape from work and you ruined that for me
My bad. Too many medical shows lately.
Why has the Bristol stool scale entered the medical show lexicon 😭
Yes, but when I had a 7 recently it was hard to aim. The whole shower looked like a Jackson Pollock.
Modern Fart is so pretentious.
It’s modern shart, you philistine
Wait… is the 6/7 the rabbit turds look, or the spray of brown tinted water? I never remember which type is high and which type low.
Higher is looser.