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minus-squarememe_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up192·2 months ago“You must be able to read code faster than you write it, spotting hallucinations, security vulnerabilities, and logic errors instantly.” I’ve seldomly come across a more delusional statement…
minus-squareAlphaOmega@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·2 months agoI just spotted the first logic error.
minus-squareexu@feditown.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40·edit-22 months agoReading: yes Comprehending: no Edit: markdown line break
minus-squarebestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up32·2 months agoThis is written like an AI prompt.
minus-squareStellarSt0rm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-22 months agoI think the text is AI generated, “you will not just be writing code; you will be orchestrating it”, literally “its not x - its y” but written a little differently. Edit: Forgot the “just” in the quote
minus-squareluciferofastora@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoRemember to tell it not to put any bugs in its output! That’s sure to help.
minus-squarebestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoIt does help weirdly enough. At least I think so.
minus-squareAvicenna@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·2 months ago“You don’t need to know how to code but you must be able to spot code bugs at the speed of thought”
minus-squareRamRabbit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoUnderstanding the intricacies of someone else’s code takes longer than writing code yourself. Good luck to this company!
“You must be able to read code faster than you write it, spotting hallucinations, security vulnerabilities, and logic errors instantly.”
I’ve seldomly come across a more delusional statement…
I just spotted the first logic error.
Reading: yes
Comprehending: no
Edit: markdown line break
This is written like an AI prompt.
I think the text is AI generated, “you will not just be writing code; you will be orchestrating it”, literally “its not x - its y” but written a little differently.
Edit: Forgot the “just” in the quote
Remember to tell it not to put any bugs in its output! That’s sure to help.
It does help weirdly enough. At least I think so.
“You don’t need to know how to code but you must be able to spot code bugs at the speed of thought”
Understanding the intricacies of someone else’s code takes longer than writing code yourself. Good luck to this company!