• wjrii@lemmy.world
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    11 days ago

    Heelers love us very much, but they also believe they know best and our suggestions like “Don’t bite my face” or “Don’t get chest deep in mud” are the barely coherent babblings of beloved children with low intelligence.

    The heeler will decide what is best. Mud is best.

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      10 days ago

      I would argue with him but he’s so damn soft after he rolls around in mud, so maybe I am a barley coherent babbling child