That’s the kind of shower thought I’m here for!
We need more of these.
Would that make you a die hard Die Hard fan?
If you really like die hard fans of the movie Die Hard, are you a: die hard die hard Die Hard fans fan?
If you really like the durable ventilation fans featured in the movie Die Hard, are you a: die hard Die Hard die hard fans fan?
If you really like die hard fans of the durable ventilation fans featured in the movie Die Hard, are you a: die hard die hard Die Hard die hard fans fans fan?
If you are a die hard fan of the Movie Die Hard, and you are a die hard fan of the durable ventilation fans in the movie Die Hard, and you really like the die hard fans who collect Die Hard fans, and you die with rigor mortis of the penis with a ventilation fan from the movie Die Hard blowing on you, are you a: die hard Die Hard die hard fan fanned die hard die hard Die Hard die hard fans fans fan who died hard?
What do you call a die hard fan of pedantic Die Hard jokes that spends all day making die hard Die Hard jokes instead of working?:
Spoiler
unemployed
The spoiler joke was 100% worth the journey
I speak just enough German that, due to a processing error, this eventually became almost impossible to differentiate between “die” and German for “the”
buffalo
damn I miss r/wordavalanches
You broke my brain.
weekly reminder that “fan” is short for “fanatic”
Thought it had something to do with blowing air
You’re correct. Around the time of the crusades, zealots would often read out passages from the bible to spice up the spirits and, possessed by their own spell, would end up fuming from the induced wrath. The fanatics would then form a tight circle around them and blow air continuously to cool them off, hence the shorthand “fans”.
Any durable fan I own is a diehard Die Hard fan fan.
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