Are you fucking reading this, Wizards? You could have a Yawning Portal sitcom and millions of nerds would eat it the fuck up.

  • absGeekNZ@lemmy.nzEnglish
    10·
    11 days ago

    The Goliath at the end of the bar is a happy genial sort, his comically oversized tankard is a source of recurring jokes

    • goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      15·
      11 days ago

      “Hale and well-met, everybody.”

      “Nørmr!”

      “What would you say to an ale, there, Nørmr?”

      “I’d say ‘Make peace with the spirits of your ancestors, for you shall soon greet them in Valhalla.’”