WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoThe company that produces yardsticks won't be making them any longer.message-squaremessage-square18linkfedilinkarrow-up1302arrow-down13
arrow-up1299arrow-down1message-squareThe company that produces yardsticks won't be making them any longer.WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square18linkfedilink
minus-squaredual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32arrow-down1·1 month agoHow long, exactly? About three feet?
minus-squaresudo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20arrow-down1·1 month agoYou need to meter these jokes.
minus-squareokwhateverdude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down1·1 month agoEspecially if going to great lengths for a chuckle.
minus-squarebdot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·1 month agojust inching his way to his next joke
minus-squarePattyMcB@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoI guarantee the next one won’t measure up
How long, exactly? About three feet?
You need to meter these jokes.
Especially if going to great lengths for a chuckle.
just inching his way to his next joke
I guarantee the next one won’t measure up