doomslang@lemmy.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 month agoYou could literally put Dwayne The Rock Johnson on a middle school girls soccer team and hand me a fistful of cash to act like I gave a shit about it and I wouldn't be able to.message-squaremessage-square25linkfedilinkarrow-up196arrow-down136
arrow-up160arrow-down1message-squareYou could literally put Dwayne The Rock Johnson on a middle school girls soccer team and hand me a fistful of cash to act like I gave a shit about it and I wouldn't be able to.doomslang@lemmy.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square25linkfedilink
minus-squareAnivia@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·1 month agoI would not be surprised if those middle school girls play better soccer than him. His amount of muscle mass is terrible for athleticism, which is why there are no professional soccer players that are muscular
minus-squareRhynoplaz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·1 month agoBut this shatters my delusion of manly men being objectively superior to every other human!
I would not be surprised if those middle school girls play better soccer than him. His amount of muscle mass is terrible for athleticism, which is why there are no professional soccer players that are muscular
But this shatters my delusion of manly men being objectively superior to every other human!