printf("%s", name);@piefed.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 days agoI'm not trying to emulate my capitalist landlord, but how can I impose rent on the spider that seems to have moved in to my network rack? 🕷️🕸️piefed.cdn.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square74linkfedilinkarrow-up1260arrow-down111file-text
arrow-up1249arrow-down1imageI'm not trying to emulate my capitalist landlord, but how can I impose rent on the spider that seems to have moved in to my network rack? 🕷️🕸️piefed.cdn.blahaj.zoneprintf("%s", name);@piefed.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square74linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareNerdsGonnaNerd@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day agoYou could collect the spider silk and weave a cape. Golden Spider Silk Cape
minus-squareprintf("%s", name);@piefed.blahaj.zoneOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoI’m not well enough versed in the ways of textiles and such. But if the silk conducts current, maybe I could create some sort of signal carrying wires? And if they exceed CAT8 speeds, I’ll trademark them.
You could collect the spider silk and weave a cape. Golden Spider Silk Cape
I’m not well enough versed in the ways of textiles and such. But if the silk conducts current, maybe I could create some sort of signal carrying wires? And if they exceed CAT8 speeds, I’ll trademark them.