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Wolf Link 🐺@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Must have happened while camping ... because it's past tents.

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Must have happened while camping ... because it's past tents.

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Wolf Link 🐺@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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    A flea and a fly in a flue

    Were trapped, so what could they do?

    Said the fly, “let us flee!”

    “Let us fly!” said the flea

    So they fled through a flaw in the flue.

    • Wolf Link 🐺@lemmy.worldOP
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      Marvellous ♪

  • nailingjello@lemmy.zip
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    Fun fact: You can’t run through a campground, you can only ran cuz it’s past tents.

  • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
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    Gesundheit

  • Cactus_Head@programming.dev
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    Quick question: how many of you saw files fuck?(no joke on computer files pls)

  • WhatThaFudge@lemmy.sdf.org
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    It was quite an in tents experience

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    I giggled. A lot.

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