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Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

Have you ever noticed no one ever looks at a penis and then says, "wow, he must have big feet."

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Have you ever noticed no one ever looks at a penis and then says, "wow, he must have big feet."

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Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

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What a weird coincidence. I broke a nail due to my 1.45-inch penis!
- potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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  I pulled my back trying to measure my .145 inch penis.
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    Get well soon!
- D_C@sh.itjust.works
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  1.45 inch wide, yeah?
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    Both. It’s like a sphere.
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      You’re pointing at your balls, sir
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        Might want to get these checked out.
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    I read that in Senator Amidala’s voice.

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