Unfortunately alive. USAmerican, gay

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Cake day: February 23rd, 2024

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  • Morning:

    • 5am: wake up in my gym clothes
    • 5:05: drink my pre-workout and scroll for a minute
    • 5:15: sit down to put shoes on. Cat gets on my lap

    This is where morning turns into a choose your own adventure game!

    • 5:15: sat cat on floor and go to the gym
    • 5:30: weight training
    • 7:00: shower
    • 7:20: breakfast
    • 8:00: work

    OR

    • 5:15: give kitty five minutes, she deserves it
    • 5:30: realize I’m running late but now I’m in the middle of some stupid task on my phone
    • 6:00: I’m not going to get a full workout in anyway, I’m just going to eat breakfast now and go to the gym after work
    • 7:30: time to go to work! oh no I’m still in my gym clothes
    • 7:40: time to go to work!
    • 7:50: oh god I forgot about the school zone
    • 8:05: I want to die and take everyone on this highway with me

    Night

    • what the fuck
    • uhhhhh
    • somehow falls asleep two hours later than planned in a spot other than my bed

    But if you tell people “I wake up at 5am to work out”, they automatically assume you have your shit together. 😎











  • Do we have the same personality? Because I don’t see why it would escalate to murder. I don’t like violence.

    I think most likely is we’d take turns going to work, and one of us would always get to stay home and procrastinate on chores. For some people that probably wouldn’t work as the duplicate would point out they have no obligation to their original, but I have a million siblings so an obsession with fairness has been hard-coded into my brain. We would work the exact same amount of hours and split all our sweets perfectly evenly.

    I think the big downside is that I’d probably have to stop going to the gym. Alternating days would effectively halve my progress, and I’m not buying twice as much protein power.