Christmas carp scales in a piggybank are said to bring money
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It does shorten the carp’s suffering by a ride home outside water plus the 1-2 days it would live in the tub.
Have you seen Cozy Dens (Pelíšky)? As far as our Christmas classics go, it’s second only to Three Wishes for Cinderella (Tři oříšky pro Popelku).
This was actually posted in r/excgarated, which is for ridiculous misspellings rather than replacement of foreign words.
Great variety of poses in this post & comment. You’re very talented!
Are you Czech?
Relevant: Carpe Diem, animated short film inspired by Cozy Dens and Animal Crossing [vimeo]
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Linux@lemmy.ml•This is the only Windows thing left on my computerEnglish
2·5 days agoI submitted the mysterious extra
nsituation on military keyboards as a question for Lateral and they featured it in today’s episode!Spotify video • Spotify CDN raw file (34:18) • catbox.moe • Podverse.fm clip • Website with transcript
They reserve the right to edit questions and omitted the important
n-lock key. A keyboard with a permanently missing 3 would be ridiculous.
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Have clankers visited my blog one hundred twenty-one sexagintillion eight hundred ten novemquinquagintillion times so far in November??English
1·7 days agoThat’s insane… Can’t a website owner require bots (at least those who are identifying themselves as such) to prove at least they’re affiliated with a certain domain?
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Have clankers visited my blog one hundred twenty-one sexagintillion eight hundred ten novemquinquagintillion times so far in November??English
3·7 days agoI don’t know what “12,181+181” means (edit: thanks @Thunraz@feddit.org, see Edit 1) but absolutely not 1.2181 × 10185. That many requests can’t be made within the 39 × 109 bytes of bandwidth − in fact, they exceed the number of atoms on Earth times its age in microseconds (that’s close to 1070). Also, “0+57” in another row would be dubious exponential notation, the exponent should be 0 (or omitted) if the mantissa (and thus the value represented) is 0.
rulety?


yes, it’s “roulettes” in Czech and Slovak
A casualty of QWERTZ… QWERTY wwould produce fasbear, fadbear or faxbear
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196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Night time financial decisions arrivedEnglish
1·9 days agoOne of these is at the reception of the 100MEGA company in Brno
🎵 When a grid’s misaligned
🎵 With 'nother in behind
🎵 That’s a moirèOriginal size

You may see moirè on various zoom levels but my browser (Fennec on Android) is better at filtering it than whatever was used in OP’s image
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•I wasted all my generational luck for thisEnglish
67·7 days ago99.999999999999% chance the lava lamp inside your computer is broken.
(The difference from 100% might be my CPU’s floating point rounding error)
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•I wasted all my generational luck for thisEnglish
5·10 days agoThat would indeed be way (quadratically) more likely but we don’t count the number of attempts but measure run time, and since comparisons (even with optimizations like insertion sort) take time, the speed difference between the two methods will be “just” a few orders of magnitude.
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196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Bought an old CD album (1984) rule - contact for "gay legal advice" found in the bookletEnglish
1·12 days agoI wonder how much difference there is between early and modern pressed CDs. They used to be shiny with solid-color prints, now it’s almost always CMYK raster. Tighter manufacturing tolerances allowed for consistent 80-minute disks. This one says AAD, now nobody cares. The newest ones will probably delaminate before some 90s ones. And CD-R has been viable for small runs for a while. The oldest CD in my house is likely a 1990 Czech carol collection from GZ Loděnice, and it has track names included, which many modern disks lack.
Anything else?
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linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Upgrade to Windows today!English
7·12 days agoI fail to see any mistake. A comma belongs to either side of the word “Linux” there.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•The Final Final Layer_new(3)English
7·13 days agoEarth: layer below electricity, melting and disintegrating
Elon Musk: boring through Earth and strapping hopelessly tiny, exploding rockets to the “Electricity” block to get everything to Mars
Sun: lowermost layer but extending a fist labeled “2027 solar flare” at internet infrastructure




You need some very basic knowledge of late 1960s Czechoslovak history. Waves (Vlny) (2024) could provide that but your Czech father has told you, I think.
As far as puns go, I only remember “olovo volovo” (asshat’s lead, as in lead-pouring) but it’s not too important.