True, but you still touch the same handle after washing your hands

I usually do, but when I don’t - because I didn’t piss on them

Exactly, finally get some sleep

50/50

Had a similar thing happen to me, but I believe my dumb ass just lost it

To be fair, rest of countries added up have more English-speaking population than the US. Of you would have to also account for the internet access and general social media presence.

To be fair, a lot of office jobs (in Prague at least) are 9-17, or 8-16. Unless you meant government offices, which do open earlier with standart 8(7.5)hr shift

Well, just lost the game