oh no, maria got her hands on so many noodles that she’s gone mad with power!

enjoy your big box of noodles, may it give you many yummies :)

In addition to what the other commenter said, I want to add that the inverse is also true - intentionally or not, women tend to step out of the way for men a lot more often. If you spend some time peoplewatching on a busy sidewalk, there seems to be a kind of unwritten social hierarchy of “which person needs to step out of the other person’s way”, which most of the time seems to be something along the lines of tall man > short man > short woman > tall woman. This has led me to an interesting realization - before I started transitioning I used to have a lot of encounters (often multiple times a day) where both myself and someone else step out of each other’s way and then do that funny little back-and-forth dance until we figure out who’s staying in place. The other person in these situations was almost always a woman, and this hardly happens anymore when I’m presenting fem (but still happens a lot when I’m boymoding). Apparently I’d subconsciously figured out my placement in the sidewalk etiquette hierarchy years before consciously realizing that I wasn’t a guy!

TIL i’ve had it backwards all this time. oh well, guess i’ll just add it to the mountain of “basic aspects of basic human interaction that i will now be overthinking on manual mode for the rest of my life” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

any woman who gives you shit over showing weakness is just as toxic as those alpha male losers, just cut 'em off :)

what

that’s still almost doubled from what it was a while back - i bought a bunch of 16GiB DDR3 ECC sticks about 3 years ago for $20 each

whoa she went through her entire questioning phase within like 15 days

Parry the platypus?

platypus rolls eyes, puts on fedora

Parry Perry the Platypus?!?

They look bulkier than me and I eat like 4500 kcal/day w/o exercising, some people are just skinny as fuck

Not sure you understood the post? The joke is that OP is a trans woman who hasn’t realized it yet (an egg, see the community title), and the lesbians are “preordering” by hitting on this person cause they’ve already realized they’re trans.

i’ve always had this as well, as a result of my very low blood pressure (i am tall and extremely skinny). since starting HRT and having to get blood drawn regularly, my strategy has been to drink an entire bottle of soda¹ followed by as much water as possible about 10 minutes beforehand. haven’t had to ask for a traubenzucker for the last few times now :)

¹ Tirola Kola my beloved

okay here’s a folder i have open already

“The working class must relinquish the means of production”

• Charles Warx

this kind: https://www.cscs.ch/computers/alps

:D

Good on your friend! I was in the same boat, but was encouraged to go to uni and very much regret it at this point.

No matter who you pick, any relationship you’re in would be at least a little bit gay. Alternatively, you can test hypothetical relationships for gayness using this model.

Being aroace makes it a lot easier - if you’re never in a relationship, you are therefore never in a straight relationship, and therefore you are always gay. QED and all that.

All I can say is my hair down there is the thickest of anywhere on my body, both in terms of individual hair diameter and in terms of hair follicle density per area.