Lots of things, but I think my strawberry shortcake soap is the last thing I made that I was truly proud of.
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Cake day: July 23rd, 2026
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3·5 days agoInteresting. I was thinking of having iMessage/Messages, but I forgot most of the world uses Whatsapp to text, anyway, so that function does exist.
As far as calls go, I’m surprised by how unappealing the idea was to me. The amount of spam calls I get would probably kill my relationship with computers, honestly. For normal calls, I’d definitely want a headset of some kind rather than built-in mic and speakers, though I suppose a purpose-built laptop would include better audio equipment.
Honestly, I was around for that, so I’m a bit shocked by all the people saying current smartphones are already too big.
How would you feel about a laptop with call and text capability out of the box?
Sarah Winchester wasn’t haunted by anything but this joke.
Oh, no, I mean full shoebox volume. Like 20lbs of battery with a phone glued to the smallest side.
“Alright, we can kill it. Do we want to roll back the save or start over?”
3·6 days ago“What would you do if you saw me naked in your kitchen?”
“Call the cops.”
Reminds me of the Family Guy bit:
“I’m a Seventh Day Adventist! We believe all the same things you do, but the sabbath is Saturday!”
“WHAT?!”
I think Pandora still has a free tier.
Oh, shit, I do have a lifetime pass and hadn’t heard of Plexamp. Thanks.
And you are correct to do so.
You are correct.
2·15 days agoThe first time somebody says “I like your shirt” about one you made is really validating.
I like soggy fries. I want to eat mashed potatoes with my bare hands in public.
I also like soggy cereal most of the time. You can suck the cereal milk out of it. If you want crunchy cereal, stop putting it in liquid.
It loses a bit of the poetry on her part, but it still works.
Damn. She’s going to get him no matter who’s in the way.
Not that the real lyrics are much better. “Get with my friends” means different things to different people.
I always thought it was Dirty Deeds and the Thunder Chief. Thought the guy repeating it was a Native American beating a drum.
Been toying with an idea for a while. Cosmic horror where the only way to win is to leave almost immediately. You play as a group of four engineers sent to repair comms at an Antarctic research base. The goal is you arrive, see shit’s fucked, and head back to the boat immediately.
If you choose not to, you assign one weapon/tool to each party member. Wrench, welding torch, ice pickaxe, etc. the trick is that the tools determine which characters die, so even if you start over and change the assignments, whoever has the wrench dies at the same time, every time. And I want there to be “wrenchable” objects after that story point that you can’t interact with.
In addition, I want Bloodborne style sanity points that you get for interacting with the world, and the more you have, the worse things get for you. Essentially, I want to punish people who play games the way I do and explore every single crack.
Oh, and I want the monster at the end to be surrounded by invisible eyes that become visible as its head passes through them, like it’s emitting bubbles in reverse.