Oh wonderful, now criminals can launder their stocks directly, without paying those pesky capital gains taxes first.

That was a staggeringly large number of words relative to the number of things you actually said.

However, it’s also possible that during setup, the TV may have asked if we’d like “an enhanced and personalized viewing experience.” Who wouldn’t say yes to that?

I dunno, anyone who actually reads it? “Enhanced and personalized” always means spyware. Always.

Is there not an ncd_egg_irl community out there somewhere? Seems like this would be perfect for it.