What do you have against owls?

Germany doesn’t get everything right.

So they speak dutch well most of the time then?

Volunteer at a farm. When everything is far away and stuff needs to get done, you learn how to be resourceful and get by with what you have available to you.

The ears of an elf and the face of a Dúnedain. Is this what Eldarion, the son of Aragorn and Arwen would have looked like?