Digital artist who infrequently can scrape enough energy to create stuff. I like to escape with art and draw cute anthros.
As someone who loves puns and other dad joke type humor, puns feel very much situational and a part of improv. They’re great in the moment when you quickly think of something that gets the crowd groaning, but I can’t just dig them up with no buildup and get that same feeling.
For example, I could tell you ten random puns without context to try and make you laugh, but more than likely, “no pun in ten did.”
Prolonged cellphone use makes people dummy thicc, got it.
Sources say that this is partially correct, but is missing important contextual information.
Sex is an abbreviation for the term sensual experience, and can refer to any manner of activities between interested parties. It would be disingenuous to boil sex down to purely hand holding—but purely hand holding is a valid form of sex! Sensual experience experts, also commonly referred to as “sexperts,” are still debating the finer details of the practice. The most commonly agreed upon threshold for when an experience elevates to sex, is when you directly partake in an activity which mutually heightens amorous feelings for each other. To quote Jane Goonelle, a PhD researcher, and author of “Who’s sex is it anyway?” “Sometimes sex is a warm summer breeze shared between lovers, sometimes it’s a hammer to the balls; we know it when we experience it.”
After joining the 196 Matrix space I can say this isn’t entirely true; sometimes blobcat stickers are also posted!
Tired of drawing a foot? Draw an entire cat instead; you’ll never regret drawing a cat!
For sure, sometimes it’s easy to miss something obvious. My initial thought was that I wanted both parts to still go together, at least vaguely. I kind of ruled out insects in general, just because they’d be way too big relative to the pigeons.
Thanks, I certainly did have fun trying to make it work!
Instead of a racoon, I tried to pareidolia my way into some other animals! Funnily enough, I saw the birds eating something almost immediately, but had no idea what to do with the tail for a while.
Need me some of that Roombussy.
Tire stores make me stressful; I’m filled with so much pressure every time.
It’s nice to hold something during the new year. Since you’re here…how about my hand instead of a gun? 🥺👉👈
I don’t usually give a shit, but today is a special occasion!
The thing is, once you screenshot a funny comment, the disease rapidly spreads, forming a thick layer of stock photo around the subject. Sadly, the only known cure is aggressive cropping—body wide amputation. This is different from the fidelity degeneration disease, where repeat share exposure breaks down the screenshot, and sometimes infects it with various watermarks.
Depending on how big the pack is, that’ll be difficult to carry around while lost in the desert. Don’t forget to wish for the genie to hold it for you, so you can conserve your energy while chugging back some cold ones.
Wouldn’t even be opposed to getting a fat document someone took care in detailing about themselves, but look at that embed. Not even ten words after the header, and one of the lines is “laugh a lot.” What else would you like to tell me about, your love of eating food sometimes? Maybe you partake in…having fun?
Udderly ridiculous!
I’m head ogre heels for you!