Hewwo!

Need me some of that Roombussy.

Tire stores make me stressful; I’m filled with so much pressure every time.

It’s nice to hold something during the new year. Since you’re here…how about my hand instead of a gun? 🥺👉👈

I don’t usually give a shit, but today is a special occasion!

The thing is, once you screenshot a funny comment, the disease rapidly spreads, forming a thick layer of stock photo around the subject. Sadly, the only known cure is aggressive cropping—body wide amputation. This is different from the fidelity degeneration disease, where repeat share exposure breaks down the screenshot, and sometimes infects it with various watermarks.

Depending on how big the pack is, that’ll be difficult to carry around while lost in the desert. Don’t forget to wish for the genie to hold it for you, so you can conserve your energy while chugging back some cold ones.

Wouldn’t even be opposed to getting a fat document someone took care in detailing about themselves, but look at that embed. Not even ten words after the header, and one of the lines is “laugh a lot.” What else would you like to tell me about, your love of eating food sometimes? Maybe you partake in…having fun?

Udderly ridiculous!

“Be there or be square.”

Me: pictured above.

Glad I’m not the only one that gets tempted to buy random old hardware just to see what’s on it. Often times data ends up being entirely uninteresting or wiped, but a ZipDisk drive was one of the few times I got to see some stuff laying around. It was mostly just some small bitmaps of drawn ladies, but also a number of journal entries from an older gentleman who originally had the drive too.

If you’re having trouble with proprietary hardware networking and bluetooth, I wonder if the some USB hardware from ThinkPenguin would help you with that. Namely the wireless dongle and the bluetooth one, both of which don’t rely on proprietary blobs and work with fully free systems out of the box. Not exactly the cheapest thing to outfit on inherited, old systems at ~$50 each, however.

Well if you pause it, then the end user might notice it’s just a directory sweep! If you want however, we can absolutely throw in an extra echo Access granted pause to finish the job.

I like using em dashes too—I just think they’re neat!

• Neo.bat
• @echo off color 0a echo To begin hacking, press any key... pause tree

Also consider running tree for good measure. It won’t fix anything, but damn does it ever look cool.

When I decide to pick one up, I do end up grabbing the white Monsters. I guess this explains why I like wearing thigh highs so much now…

Me, expecting an empty alt text field given the meme, pleasantly surprised. Post history too, very cool!

For the question posed it doesn’t really matter no. Assuming it works the way we expect it to in sci-fi and it’s an exact copy, for all intents and purposes it is you. There is nothing ethereal about the human consciousness—if everything is exactly as it should be, then you have all the pieces of “you” that are needed.

The teleporter dilemma only matters to the being using the device initially. If you’re vaporized, you die. You don’t have continuity of consciousness with a different set of atoms perfectly arranged to be you, even if they perceive that to be the case on the other side. Still you, just not the you that gets to continue to exist.

It looks like you’re trying to assimilate a human form. I can help!

• Get help finding more flesh for your ascension.
• Get help integrating into the treacherous world ahead.
• Just continue the transformation without help.