if Nikola Tesla weren’t a eugenicist i’d agree with you

I don’t need a clever sign but I want one. How do I work in a “musky odor” pun

But my tango partner moved across the globe

I’ll not take some devrom for a few days and respectfully use their facilities. They might have to burn down the building to get the smell out.

something tells me i’m the one getting hit in this scenario

mr range officer i would like to rent some bullets. the internet said i could

it was the second most he ever threw up in one day

that’s one hell of a power nap

Noooo you’ll let the magic smoke out

Fair. If I’m serving, maybe I wait until she falls asleep and that’s how I get my point

It’s really hard to get the button presses in fast enough in a professional tennis match

My internet is appalled

So is the difference between 2g, 3g, 4g and 5g that they use different channels/frequencies, different communication protocols, or both?

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Closer to 9000. You number math’s out to there being more people in my graduating class than currently living in Greenland. I didn’t grow up in that big a town.

Used to be 6, now 4.

The one thing I miss from the TomTom era is I can’t have Brian Blessed give me directions anymore.

home defense spanners. I’ve got a half meter one. it fits the giant bolts attaching my toilet to the floor/pipe and that’s about it.

you can’t see the grease from a distance how am i supposed to tell if the camera’s been justiced

My suspension of disbelief says the PADDs are because of information security. They can afford for everyone to have 20 PADDs so they’re all coded to only have one document until wiped by the central computer or engineering