

It’s to hide weapons to fight against the patriarchy
毋忘六四
消滅中共,解放中國
一孩政策是人權侵犯
民族主義是一種病毒,全球都一樣。
消滅習近平 消滅普丁和他的走狗
Never Forget June 4th 1989.
Destroy the CCP, Liberate China.
The One Child Policy are human rights violations.
Nationalism is a disease, in every country.
Depose Xi Jinping. Depose Putin and his puppets. By any means necessary!
It’s to hide weapons to fight against the patriarchy
Nah.
Reality seems to have a fascism-bootlicking bias. gestures at the election results around the world
Talk to people irl and you’ll soon realize how scary this planet is.
Bruh, they think I’m useless because I have depression, and they are already threatening to leave zero inheritance if I don’t “snap out of it”. Gee thanks mom, wonder where the depression came from.
Also, idk where you got that metric thing from, their only rubric is “useful” or “human trash”. In China where I was from, they literally do not have a law like the ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act), they treat people that have health conditions horribly. I’d rather use the imperial system if at least it means I’m not treated like shit (even though recent politics is starting to get shitty).
They just say "You won’t need these (referring to inheretance), you can just get disability income.
Like… did they not pay attention to the news? The US government is declaring war on people with mental health issues.
They are literally just going with the government narrative whereever they are. To them, it’s “work hard or else your a burden on society” and “medicine is for the weak” or some bs
No wonder why PRC is like that. Everyone in government thinks like my parents.
Its the same with American conservatism
Conservatives ruin everything and have zero sympathy. (CCP is conservative if we’re being honest, there is zero “socialism” lol)
(sorry for the rant, feeling very suicidal rn)
Fear of ending up in Guantanamo and getting tortured. (I’m American)
You’re a good parent.
Unlike my parents who are just shitty and would feel relieved if I kms right now.
Don’t want NATO to be on your border? Simple: Just give independence to bordering Oblasts
Time actually runs backwards because the earth is accelerating "up"wards at 9.8 Meters Per second, which means it would only take 30,591,067.142857 seconds before Earth reaches the speed of light, which is about 354.0632771164 days.
Meaning, if Earth existed for more than a year, it’s already traveling faster than the speed of light, which, according to Einstein’s Theory of Special Relativity, could only mean one thing:
Everything happening outside Earth’s frame of reference is happeneing backwards.
Blackholes don’t exist, they are light-bombs.
The big bang didn’t happen, that was the end of the universe that we escaped from.
Earth is not flat, it’s a TARDIS.
Checkmate, NASA!
c/EarthIsTARDIS
Are we SLAMming quantum computers now?
I love my browser just fine no thankyou
heard stuff like “Most men are hard working and want to support their families so they don’t take leave”
Very cringe and capitalist boot-licking mindset
Let me introduce you to a new concept: 躺平
Chinese people are actually so based and is already resisting their State-Capitalist CCP tyranny
We should learn a thing or two
😎
To me it was a no brainer, I’m getting ~85% of my normal pay
You get paid?
OF COURSE FUCKING TAKE IT. I’d even take it unpaid, GETTING PAID IS LIKE A CHERRY ON TOP. TAKE IT 😎
Sorry to bring linguistics in to this, but this is why irratates me about the English language. This joke would not work in Chinese.
我在上班的路上看到一只狐狸。
Which is literally: I, on the way to work, saw a fox
You cannot rephrase it like the Dad Joke above:
我看到一只狐狸在上班的路上。
This would be: I saw a fox on the way to work
But it would not contain the double meaning of the “I” being the one going to work.
But, somehow, in English, you could just move the words around and make it very confusing.
Ugh 🤦♂️
(Sorry about the rant)
You had me till the “work” part 😾
Hopefully we don’t have to use the 4th box of liberty 👀
Then it would’nt be the European Union, but rather a North Atlantic Democratic Union like NATO, but its not just the military
You do a Kaczynski
At least you’d be remembered forever 🫡
I mean, they could. They would just have to take a bus lol
Forgot your tinfoil?
🧐