

Are we SLAMming quantum computers now?
毋忘六四
消滅中共,解放中國
一孩政策是人權侵犯
民族主義是一種病毒,全球都一樣。
消滅習近平 消滅普丁和他的走狗
Never Forget June 4th 1989.
Destroy the CCP, Liberate China.
The One Child Policy are human rights violations.
Nationalism is a disease, in every country.
Depose Xi Jinping. Depose Putin and his puppets.
Are we SLAMming quantum computers now?
I love my browser just fine no thankyou
heard stuff like “Most men are hard working and want to support their families so they don’t take leave”
Very cringe and capitalist boot-licking mindset
Let me introduce you to a new concept: 躺平
Chinese people are actually so based and is already resisting their State-Capitalist CCP tyranny
We should learn a thing or two
😎
To me it was a no brainer, I’m getting ~85% of my normal pay
You get paid?
OF COURSE FUCKING TAKE IT. I’d even take it unpaid, GETTING PAID IS LIKE A CHERRY ON TOP. TAKE IT 😎
Sorry to bring linguistics in to this, but this is why irratates me about the English language. This joke would not work in Chinese.
我在上班的路上看到一只狐狸。
Which is literally: I, on the way to work, saw a fox
You cannot rephrase it like the Dad Joke above:
我看到一只狐狸在上班的路上。
This would be: I saw a fox on the way to work
But it would not contain the double meaning of the “I” being the one going to work.
But, somehow, in English, you could just move the words around and make it very confusing.
Ugh 🤦♂️
(Sorry about the rant)
You had me till the “work” part 😾
Hopefully we don’t have to use the 4th box of liberty 👀
Then it would’nt be the European Union, but rather a North Atlantic Democratic Union like NATO, but its not just the military
You do a Kaczynski
At least you’d be remembered forever 🫡
I mean, they could. They would just have to take a bus lol
Fennec is maintained by Mozilla
Great app also maintained by Mozilla
(wait, don’t tell me y’all don’t know lol)
including this mod notice
Ahem you’re wrong 🤓
I see… somebody isnt an Eagle
A Legal Eagle
Death by simulation crashing.
Or if going by the actual username and not the display name: Death By Air Conditioner Crashing On My Head Beacause I’m Too Indecisive To Choose Anything
Aka: The Chidi Death
I mean, between the official narrative of Kim Jong Un being a God and a conspiracy theory about Kim being the Devil, the latter is still more accurate, even when both are insane positions.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_abuse_of_psychiatry
“Dissident? Must be a crazy schizo.” -Authoritarian Governments
Time actually runs backwards because the earth is accelerating "up"wards at 9.8 Meters Per second, which means it would only take 30,591,067.142857 seconds before Earth reaches the speed of light, which is about 354.0632771164 days.
Meaning, if Earth existed for more than a year, it’s already traveling faster than the speed of light, which, according to Einstein’s Theory of Special Relativity, could only mean one thing:
Everything happening outside Earth’s frame of reference is happeneing backwards.
Blackholes don’t exist, they are light-bombs.
The big bang didn’t happen, that was the end of the universe that we escaped from.
Earth is not flat, it’s a TARDIS.
Checkmate, NASA!
c/EarthIsTARDIS