Dragon balls? How about I dragon these balls across your face!

You and me, simultaneously!

Why the stray marks?

That’s not a step!

If it comes with a Pornhub subscription, I would be for it. “No honey, it’s a VPN subscription”.

It’s not like I put pineapple on it.

This and a $.99 thing of chorizo and some rice and we have dinner for a week.

She turned me into a Newt!

We have Baygulls. They are tasty with cream cheese.

First day of summer? Let’s start a war in the middle east.

Surprise! It’s full of drones. Carrying swedish meatballs of course.

Arschgeweih. The word is Ass antlers in German. Tmyk

Every time I reboot my computer, the coffee cup holder retracts!

Every time I remote into a new switch and setup vlans. “Hey can you hook the serial cable back up or power cycle it and I won’t be a dummy this time”

Sub(missive)-machine gun

I use an app called Tessie. It’s $5 a month for the rest of my life but i do like it . Keeps track of battery usage, trips, and links to Alexa.