When they accidentally open a case file window you never wish you saw

Where do you put your tongue? I thought it looked like a spatula till I saw the pic

Same, just didn’t do the homework or attend school full time. Only turned up for a morning presence and went home shortly after. School tried for a year or 2, gave up and ignored it

About time. This is needed after a curry weekend on the 100mile trip home

First 2 objects you see around you and a number. One for personal, one for healthcare etc and one for spam and one timers

Staplerfridge69@email.com

You don’t have to fancy them for a service, Some are happy to do so. They are not asking for you to bend over yet

It happens, you feel a dick instead of a wax strip on your cheeks

Get on Grindr, I’m sure a gay guy would offer to wax you for free. You do get random offers

Hair removal cream for most areas. Cheeks, base and pube line. If not looking for a wax looking. Shave the hairy bits with a electric razor and then in the shower smooth off with a razor. Always use a 5 blade razor, I found it nicked less and was quicker. If it’s been a while and a jungle, best bet book a waxer and just get over it. I’m nd and hate anything up close or touchy touchy but it’s like ripping off those really sticky plaster. Small pain and then she’s waxing the next part. I’ve had head to toe. You will be grateful after