congratulations, welcome to Lemmy.

you are one of today’s lucky 10,000

then obviously you missed the /s that carried over.
/sarcasmo

¿porque no los dos? (/s)

I can send you one probably, but you know… tariffs (and processing fees).

Oh hidy-ho officer, we’ve had a doozy of a day. There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house, when kids started killing themselves all over my property.

as someone already said, if you can make a heelie soap combo shoe that would be cool

I also choose this person’s wife

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can’t you also skateboard on them?
maybe so some weird grab the board trick while you slide down the rail on your soap shoes

something something I couldn’t help myself on the train and then the others joined in

i think you’re onto something.

exactly why I haven’t

you can be a fruitbooter without the fruit

my last gf was absolutely captivated by my ability to do this as well. I’m not talking about helicoptering but more like a hi ma’am wave when it’s at attention. it was like magic to her, never got old she said. ah, the simple pleasures in life

sure it wasn’t slender man?

some of those that work forces

fax

and it does RSS

but all of those taste better with free beer

what is your current open source / FOSS alternative?