Evil as a concept is an excuse not to see the interconnectedness of all things. Labeling with such terms shows a lack of effort to understand and a lack of compassion on the part of those who use such labels.

Don’t forget NATO being headed up by many Nazi generals.

Where’s my blowtorch?

Ah, I can understand that. Interface can make or break it for sure. I just play my guitars straight into a tube amp 99% though I use a piece of software to convert the guitar signal into MIDI for playing synths the other 1% of the time, so DJ equipment and workflow are outside my area of expertise. Just recall my friend doing DJ stuff and no one ever questioned the setup and everyone seemed to have a good time :)

Just install OpenBSD and be done with it.

Have you tried something like Mixx and a MIDI controller of some sort? I really don’t know all that much about the minutiae of DJing, but a friend used to DJ parties a lot with just his laptop and Mixx and that was like 20 years ago or somesuch.

Dr. Evil would tend to disagree.

Yes.

No they are people who study the China Science.