Go Ruck has a lifetime guarantee on all of their apparel. I’ve got a pair of their pants that have held up to general abuse. I don’t have their shorts, but that might be something worth looking into.

You gotta hate money to buy their stuff, though. It’s pretty pricey.

Corey Doctorow’s podcast Understood: Who broke the internet? does an amazing job of explaining this. It’s only like 5 episodes and worth everyone’s time.