

meanwhile I’m just here scraping GitHub repos for API keys and credentials 🤷♂️
for legal reasons I must insist this is a joke, and in Minecraft.
My life’s chronicle unspools as a solemn procession of splendid misjudgments, each one a quiet funeral for my own better nature, and I tally this long ledger of questionable choices with the dry satisfaction of a man who finds his own poor decisions delightfully entertaining.


meanwhile I’m just here scraping GitHub repos for API keys and credentials 🤷♂️
for legal reasons I must insist this is a joke, and in Minecraft.


no, most of them wouldn’t. many of these people are Leftover Men, who have little to no chance of finding a partner if they’re heterosexual. just a problem that comes from living in a country that had a one-child policy and a preference for sons.
I know it’s comforting and easy to wrap yourself in ignorance and scorn, but perhaps in the future, you could find it within yourself to have a little empathy for a whole generation living in a soul crushing late stage capitalist economy who feel hopeless that they will ever get to have a family of their own.


yes im aware of that, it was supposed to be dark humor


good thing we won’t have to deal with snow much longer, with the world being on fire an all 😭


idk enough about this to have an informed opinion on it, but I know enough about this to hate it.
this except it’s voyager.
I haven’t done any distro hopping since I tried CachyOS.