Back scratches from my husband are like, the most amazing relaxing thing!

We have garbage plates here, so maybe not. I mean. I know what cheese curds are, but getting them is annoying! (NJ)

A lot of roguelikes/lites where I just don’t win runs. Also a lot of rpgs, but those usually on the lower levels give ways of reviving! Which is nice.

Video games? Bad at them. I play lowest difficulty and still die but I have fun. Baking? Pretty good! People like my baked goods and they are almost always eaten before they go bad (unless I make far too much)

Lotta cranberry bogs here, and tomatoes.

Canning salsa for the first time, playing Blue Prince when it comes out, continue to cuddle a kitten and teach her to be a Good Cat (impossible)

I love wawa and it accepts my money at 4am. It’s mutually beneficial!

Until I die of eating highly processed some morning at 5am.

Wawa also has a pizza option but I’ve never tried it. Gas station pizza seems unneeded when we have like a billion places that deliver here.

Buuuuuuut wawa would have that at 4am…

Mother would ‘sing’ the Oranges Lemons song. Er…

“Orange lemons sang the bells of St. Clemens” song thing. It’s longer. I don’t remember it now.

I’d vomiting within three teleports. I’ll stick with uhhhh ancient useless languages!

This is my mother’s backstory.

Once all my cooking bowls are cleaned, I’ll make some! We had waffles this morning, so all the cooking bowls are dirty.

Oh right Ihad some chocolate on those waffles.

I need more! We all need more.

It is very hard and sad, knowing my house has no easily consumed chocolate.

I could make some chocolate peppermint crinkle cookies but that would take awhile… why can’t chocolate just appear next to me right next to my drink! Alas.

I’ll have to check it out! Seeded rolls don’t agree with me, but I’ll make them agree with me! I promise to keep it a secret!

Oh, pork roll and applejack is NJ, I am NJ.

As for the debate, I agree its pork roll. It’s like calling all video game consoles a Nintendo when you call pork roll Taylor ham.

I will steal the cheesesteak to eat, if you don’t mind. I’ll only grumble mildly when y’all come to the shore in exchange.

PORK ROLL!

I personally don’t like the stuff, but I’m obligated to endorse it lmfao.

Birch beer is also a thing here. And applejack!

They generally get unbalanced then, or splinter because cheaply made.

My husband has cerebral palsy. My disabilities are less visible. So it’s possible to meet other people still? Unsure if local game stores survived covid but that’s where I met him like 20 years ago

I would, but I suspect they’d still be too big for me! And if I do ever find stuff my height, it’s for children and cheap shitty plastic that breaks in a day of use!

All the various gardening equipment that was made for someone several inches taller than me. Things to edge lawns, shovels, rakes, just a lot of stuff.