I enjoy each item individually, so that’s how I sometimes eat it, like a chicken dinner with waffles for dessert.

Morley and you! The smarter combination.

It really is. I guess the silver lining is that hundreds of years of smoking might at least influence our natural selection such that the average person is slightly more resistant to wildfire smoke and acetylcholine agonists/ acetylcholinesterase inhibitors. Perhaps we’ve been training for the environmental disasters and chemical warfare that climate change may bring.

I got you an AI-generated karma bot propaganda poster. No need to thank me.

Count me in. Let’s have a “The Scarlet Letter II: Internet Boogaloo.”

When you’re done, look inside for coupons for other quality products from Croft Foods and Jenny-Ralph Mills among others. You could be enjoying the satisfying crunch of Let’s potato chips and washing it down with a nice, refreshing can of Cuke, all while impressing your significant other by being such a smart shopper and protecting the family budget.

Winstons?! That’s a baby’s cigarette! And I should know because our the parent company of Morleys, Philly Mortis, used to own the Croft Food company, which has a line of baby foods. Also most pediatricians prefer Morley Juniors for the little ones anyway.

On a side note, I’ve got to appreciate the level of detail in that ad. His lighter works by rubbing two sticks together. I will never not be delighted by the Flintstones’ anachronisms.

Oh, gotcha. That makes more sense.

Could you expand on that? I don’t quite understand.

Sorry. I didn’t mean to imply you personally are in a particular demographic. I was more trying to point out that there’s a fandom of ironic appropriation of this franchise and that if it somehow evokes social change, that would be a good thing, even if I personally don’t like anything else about the franchise.

Thanks for keeping the kids safe with your 20mm autocannon. Also, props to you for selecting an air-transportable ride.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wiesel_AWC

I don’t actually know. Their anatomy and physiology is so foreign that I wonder if they even have cannabinoid receptors.

Adult male My Little Pony fans.

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/brony

Just joking as if you’d have to be high to reach this level of shower thought.

Ugh, fine. If Bronyism is what gets us there, so be it.

This is hilarious, thank you.

Also, maybe cut back on whatever inspired this.

Noice

Don’t even get me started. If I have to wait in line behind that smug Karen, who thinks she’s so much better than me because she drives her kids around in her husband’s Lexus APC, I don’t know what I’ll do. Yeah, I drive a Toyota MRAP, Karen, so what? I’ll be the first to admit it’s not the most heavily armored vehicle, sure, but it’s efficient and reliable, and it keeps my kids safe from landmines on the way to daycare.

Thank you. I’ll see myself out.

Silver screen?