Senior Chief Petty Officer. Starfleet is in my blood, and I’ve spent my entire adult life in service to boldly going.
Keiko and Molly are my favorite humans, but Transporter Room 3 will always be my favorite.
Just don’t ask who what’s in the pattern buffer.
“God told me to do it.”
The first time I heard that as a teenager, I made sure nobody ever felt comfortable saying it around me again.
Some mild stripping, knocked over glassware, and “speaking in tongues” later, sorry god made me do it.
Lmao 3 days is “arisen from the dead” if you’re terminally online I guess, and honestly I have no idea if I’ve ever commented on your shit before.
Personally I’m just confused as to how you construed my comment as some kind of personal attack?
terminally online…
One man’s terrorist is another man’s war hero/freedom fighter.
Also I would absolutely expect to read this exact article with a picture of a 10 year old girl whose “terrorist plot” included drawing a rainbow in school in a letter asking Russian officials to stop trying to decimate the Russian population through conscription.
… Sir, this is NCD.
All that happens here is openly mock decisions made by scared old rich men.
If I had the money and ability to trust strangers I would hire people to clean my house for me.
I love the loop of “feel bad for not cleaning - depressed - don’t clean - stare at floor - feel bad for not cleaning…”
go fuck a duck
Poor duck…
Fuck yeah.
Still cis tho
I imagine
With the internet ,you don’t have to!
It’s basically a wall you shoot over, and if you can shoot over the wall, the round doesn’t have the ballistic trajectory to fall into the road.
Having worn (admittedly ill-fitting) heels at several points in my life for an hour or so here and there, I cannot understand why anyone wears them.
They’re painful as fuck even when you dont roll your ankle.
The masculine urge to wear pretty things and act feminine.
It’s totally normal to wear women’s clothes and research breast forms and practice walking in heels… Right guys?.. Guys?
I’m not bi but I like frogs…
So… I have nothing here. I’m at a :.|:;
If I give France $1,000,000,000 to use a specific shade of color, but make the color on Brazilian machinery owned by Brazilians… I’ve still given France $1B. Have I not?
SNAKE?!
I would love to have a small Wikipedia browser that can survive the apocalypse.
E-ink display, mini keyboard and touchpad, multiple ways/ports to transfer info, All wrapped up in a heavy duty equipment case that’s able to survive a building collapses and burns in an earthquake, that’s shielded from EMP.
You ask a bunch of questions about a task in order to convince the client that the task doesn’t need to be done at all.
I ask a bunch of questions because I’ve forgotten half the answers already and am trying to make enough stick that I can make something close enough they don’t notice my attention is wandering while they blather.
We are not the same.
exasperated sigh LOOK they’re MENTALLY 10,000 YEARS OLD but only THE BODY is 12 OKAY??? IT’S TOTALLY NOT WEIRD MOM GUYS!!!1!1one!
This is exactly the dumb shit take from y2k.
I Still hear people go on about how “it was supposed to be this big thing and then nothing happened! Smart people are so dumb!”
Yeah nothing happened because a lot of smart people worked very hard to fix the goddamn problem, you fucking shitwaffle.
Here? “You dum dums got so worked up thinking it would pass and then it didn’t, so the freak out was for nothing!” yeah it didn’t pass because a lot of Europeans got very upset about their governments trying to spy on them harder than ever.
I’m not European, so I can’t say how people talked about it openly on the metro with random strangers, but online? People were vocal and pissed. A PROPER government (lol can we have some of that functioning democracy please) listens to its people. This was them listening to the people.
The people’s reaction was appropriate, and necessary. And shouldn’t be lessened just because “lol you guys got so propaganda’d and it was obviously never gonna happen and I knew cause I’m so smart” is quite the take on things.
With every attack and infiltration, the rest of the world slowly dons more and more clown makeup.
But you know… It’s TOTALLY politics to not want your money going to people who want you dead, so RULE 3 GUYS RULE THREEEEEEEEEEEEE
It’s the difference between a claw and an articulated prosthetic hand.
The claw is better than nothing
The moving hand is much nicer, while still not being perfect.
Not the best metaphor, but hopefully gets my point across?
I’m very slowly learning ASL and signing is different than spoken English. Not everything gets signed, and it’s often much quicker to sign back and forth than speak if two hearing people are fluent.