It’s not a parody it’s a documentary so no.

Make your favorite song your wake up alarm for a year or two to really program yourself.

Robinhood.

Real men do their own vasectomy.

I used a kitchen knife while biting on a leather belt.

Do you even know how expensive it is to sleep these days?

Check your privilege please.

My friend group doesn’t drink much because it doesn’t go well with heroin.

I’m more interested in the hog.

No US allowed.

You don’t rip ass on her pillow so she’s reminded of you as your brand slowly wafts out over the next couple hours or days?

No they would wear an octuple of jeans.

Grade school.

Can anyone call themselves a true gamer if they didn’t?

It’s almost as sad as telling other people what they should and shouldn’t spend their money on.

I think the joke is that someone made this meme and others are upvoting it.

Don’t put a record collection on a floating shelf.

It’s a bad idea.

Is this so he can give China his blessing to take Taiwan?

I don’t think PACER or the state equivalents use AI summary tools yet.

All you do is a quick search on the case to see if it’s real or not.

They bill enough each hour to get some interns to do this all day.

Violence and truthfulness are independent of each other.

Violence and truth are not mutually exclusive things so I don’t see why that matters.