All fun and games until a piece of space junk knocks into the satellite and you accidentally cut through the Dutch sea wall.

I’ll let you know as soon as I do.

Ouch!

Shocker!

Lol… Kamelåså

Don’t talk with your mouth full!

If we want to eat today, then me. She’s a good cook but very slow. I used to work in restaurants so my chopping speed is orders of magnitude faster than hers.

Yeah, they don’t do that where I live. They get housed and fed by the government. The only people begging are Roma. And there are laws preventing people from approaching you so they have to settle for sitting on the street corner with signs.

That’s fair. Is Reddit also like that now? I haven’t used it in a couple of years.

You should get the socks and try again.

Yes! Meow meow.

The most popular Reddit alternative is day drinking and screaming racist abuse at passers by on the street.

I’m on .world, and I’d happily throw all the billionaires into an industrial shredder.

Also half of all lemmings are transgender. No idea why.

You misspelled cake and gin and tonic.

It’s certainly less than optimal.

It’s the best place. Although tbh for the last few years, there’s been a lot of rain mixed into the snow, because the climate is fucked.

If you live in the wilderness, you should have a boat.

Edit: yes I’m pretty sure I can order a boat for delivery, but if not you can always make something.

It is if you live on the coast. Boats will get you anywhere worth going to.