ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]

The Communists took away all my family’s hard-earned slaves

As the news so helpfully pointed out at the start of 2022, it’s because Ukranians look white

If I’m trying to create anything worth anything you’re goddamn right I’m gonna test my ingredients for purity

You’re Boeing to die in space

I think we tell liberals and conservatives apart in the way that you’d tell two species in the same genus apart

Or honestly, two breeds of the same species these days

As opposed to the very deep thought of “Oligarchy, genocide and climate extinction is the best we can do actually”

You tankies don’t understand, the society with one of the highest suicide rates on earth is actually super happy to be under our thumb

The unconscious urge to post up in a bouncer position when I’m just waiting for someone in any casual situation. I can’t imagine it makes me look like a chill person

Ukrainian military bombs ukranian civilians for 8 years: i sleep

Korean military helps defend Russian civilians from Ukranian military: noo my precious troops, you FUCKING MURDERERS

Like bro just come out and admit that you think societies you don’t like have no right to self-preservation, it would be more honest than this hollow moral grandstanding in support of a doomed nazi government.

No but you don’t understand, the inhuman communist northerners don’t have words for ice cream or love*, I read it on a news site

*actual claim made by Yeonmi Park and amplified by US state-sponsored media

Speaking of dolls, you talk like you’ve got a pull string coming out of your back

Anticommunists recreating Enemy at the Gates as usual

Russian human bot

Liberals and reflexively dehumanizing antifascists, an iconic duo

I’ve never heard obesity called an epidemic

guess you’ve lived under a fuckin rock then

People die all the time

Okay so go stick your head in a gator’s mouth then, I hear you can develop a natural immunity to that

Damn you’re right, I guess roughly 19 million people aren’t dead as fuck after all

Hell yeah buddy you’re 12

“Nuh uh”

Hey if you wanna permanently cripple your circulatory system beyond the ability to climb a flight of stairs or maintain an erection just to stick it to the germ theory of medicine, who am I to stand in the way of your self destructive urge? Hell, try typhoid next. I believe in you.

And there’s a solid chance the cinematography will portray the civillians and resistance fighters as either dumb animals (most Iraq movies) or a horde of zombies (Black Hawk Down)